Schlong Dong

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wajjs
wajjs

Guy would text Hal "damn what pussy size are you" while shopping for period stuff after Hal gets attacked by an alien plant that gave him a pussy. Hal would try to measure his pussy too. Neither of them know what the different pad sizes mean. And they do not want to consider tampons. Or menstrual cups.

wajjs

This is after the guardians bitch at Hal for using the ring to create a construct pad during his period. Something about unnecessary personal use and waste of resources etc. Hal's struggling

wajjs

Are you guys ready for me to talk about period sex or is that too messy